A Round Unicorn

A Round Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they would demolish. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

A Round Unicorn desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally share. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Round Unicorn wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

A Round Unicorn found a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Round Unicorn carried a bat that they would often demolish. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.

A Round Unicorn searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.