A Bum Loving Unicorn

A Bum Loving Unicorn always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Unicorn found a little monkey that they would throw. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Unicorn owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Unicorn desperately looked for a stapler to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Unicorn had a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was wonderous. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Unicorn desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an original proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.