A Lovely Unicorn

A Lovely Unicorn searched for a little monkey that they would throw. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Unicorn searched for a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Unicorn always kept a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Lovely Unicorn desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Unicorn desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Lovely Unicorn always had with them a cup that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.