Avocados taste like greasy no flavored mush

I can see where you're coming from, if you get one that's not ripe the texture is odd. Personally I like a ripe avocado, sort of creamy and soft. Guacamole has some nice spices added, lime juice, tomatoes, cilantro... man I'm getting hungry!

I feel this post was unfairly downvoted. My sympathies.