Stupid Viper

Stupid Viper desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Stupid Viper needed a dildo that they would sometimes break. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

Stupid Viper desperately needed a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine of all things.

Stupid Viper always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes drop. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Stupid Viper owned a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it

Stupid Viper needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.