The Retarded Viper

The Retarded Viper craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Viper found a radiator that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Viper desperately looked for a toilet brush to share. It might be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Retarded Viper carried a toilet brush to drop. It might have been a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Viper always kept a condom that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

The Retarded Viper desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it