The Beautiful Viper

The Beautiful Viper desired a teapot that they would often eat. It is a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Viper always carried a pen to put up their bum. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Viper found a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Viper needed a helmet that they would often experiment on. This seems a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought it was awesome. A helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Viper desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Viper looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.