Her Red Viper

Her Red Viper found a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Viper desperately needed a spade that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A spade would be the item that was selected.

Her Red Viper searched for a bag of poop to eat. It should have been a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Red Viper looked for a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

Her Red Viper craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Her Red Viper owned a pint of beer to throw. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.