His Square Viper

His Square Viper had a helmet that they would often play with. It is an original idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet of all things.

His Square Viper always had with them a bottle of beer to demolish. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Square Viper often carried a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

His Square Viper desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Square Viper carried a computer that they would try to balance on their head. It is a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

His Square Viper desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.