Her Stupid Viper

Her Stupid Viper always kept a dildo that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Viper looked for a dildo that they would hug. This seems a weird thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Viper needed a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Viper often carried a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

Her Stupid Viper searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Her Stupid Viper owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.