The Beautiful Viper

The Beautiful Viper had a rubber johnny to annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Viper desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It would have been a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Viper desperately looked for a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Viper desperately searched for a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Viper always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Beautiful Viper had a spade that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade of all things.