The Cheerful Viper

The Cheerful Viper found a melon that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

The Cheerful Viper found a bottle of beer that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Viper had a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Viper carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Viper often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Viper craved for a cup to put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.