My Orange Viper

My Orange Viper always kept a stretchman that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A stretchman is the thing to select.

My Orange Viper looked for a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

My Orange Viper had a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

My Orange Viper wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Orange Viper desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would hug. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Orange Viper found a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.