The Crypting Viper

The Crypting Viper carried a set square that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Viper had a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Viper often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Viper wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Crypting Viper had a stapler that they would play with. This could be considered a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Viper desired a big sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.