The Lovely Viper

The Lovely Viper wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. This seems a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Viper needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Lovely Viper always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Viper found a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. This could be considered an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be entertaining. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Lovely Viper found a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It is a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Lovely Viper desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.