The Horny Viper

The Horny Viper desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Horny Viper desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Horny Viper desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Horny Viper always carried a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Viper desperately looked for a cucumber to sleep with. It is a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Horny Viper owned a painting of a melon to smash. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item selected.