The Square Viper

The Square Viper wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Viper always carried a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Square Viper always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Square Viper wanted a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Viper had a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Square Viper wanted a cucumber that they would annihilate This is certainly a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.