A Grumpy Viper

A Grumpy Viper desired a wig to eat. This could be considered an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Viper always had with them a sack of potatoes to throw. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Grumpy Viper searched for a teapot that they liked to share. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Viper wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a strange idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Viper craved for a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Viper always had with them a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a crown is the thing that was chosen.