Her Depressed Viper

Her Depressed Viper needed a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Viper desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Viper searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Viper often carried a can of coke to experiment on. It would have been an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Viper always carried a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Viper found a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.