The Green Viper

The Green Viper always had with them a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A stapler being the item selected.

The Green Viper desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Green Viper looked for a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

The Green Viper desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was sublime. A big sponge having that done to it

The Green Viper desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Green Viper needed a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.