His Chinese Viper

His Chinese Viper had a set square that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing selected.

His Chinese Viper desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

His Chinese Viper needed a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Viper desired a set square that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected it was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square is the item to select.

His Chinese Viper searched for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

His Chinese Viper always carried a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a melon is the item to choose.