My Horny Viper

My Horny Viper desperately desired a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

My Horny Viper owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Viper often carried a wig to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.

My Horny Viper craved for a sword that they would break. It would be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

My Horny Viper searched for a melon that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

My Horny Viper owned a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.