A Grumpy Viper

A Grumpy Viper desperately craved for a wig that they would often break. This is certainly an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

A Grumpy Viper desperately desired a teapot that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Viper desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Viper desperately wanted a tomato to worship. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Viper looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Viper found a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.