The Silly Viper

The Silly Viper desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would worship. It would be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Silly Viper desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Silly Viper always kept a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Silly Viper desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Silly Viper always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge having that done to it

The Silly Viper desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.