My Brainy Viper

My Brainy Viper always kept a stretchman to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

My Brainy Viper desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought it was stunning. A rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Brainy Viper desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

My Brainy Viper desperately looked for a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

My Brainy Viper owned a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Brainy Viper desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.