A Fucking Viper

A Fucking Viper needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be simply life. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Viper desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

A Fucking Viper often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Fucking Viper desired a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Viper had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Fucking Viper carried a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.