The Exciting Viper

The Exciting Viper always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Exciting Viper found a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Viper always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Viper often carried a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Viper craved for a condom to sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Exciting Viper searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.