Her Ugly Viper

Her Ugly Viper owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Viper found a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Viper desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Viper always kept a chocolate bar to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Her Ugly Viper found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Viper often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.