The Bewildered Viper

The Bewildered Viper desperately desired a tomato to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Viper desperately searched for a helmet that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Viper desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Viper desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Viper desperately desired a wig that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Viper always kept a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.