My Colourful Viper

My Colourful Viper wanted a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Colourful Viper desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It was an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Colourful Viper often carried a dildo to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Colourful Viper always kept a teapot that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Colourful Viper always carried a stretchman that they liked to eat. This could be considered an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Viper needed a sponge that they liked to demolish. It should be a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.