A Depressed Viper

A Depressed Viper desperately craved for a mug that they liked to embrace. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Viper craved for a toilet brush that they would worship. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Viper had a dildo that they would break. It would be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Viper found a can of Tango to sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Viper searched for a melon to smash. It would have been a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Viper craved for a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.