Her Grumpy Viper

Her Grumpy Viper desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Viper desired a crown that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A crown is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Viper owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Viper had a can of coke that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Viper carried a bottle of wine to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Her Grumpy Viper desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be miraculous. A can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.