The Dodgy Viper

The Dodgy Viper desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Dodgy Viper desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Viper had a bag of poop to demolish. It would have been a different activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Viper carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes embrace. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Viper desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Viper found a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.