My Confused Viper

My Confused Viper had a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Viper desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would break. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

My Confused Viper desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It would be a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

My Confused Viper looked for a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

My Confused Viper craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Confused Viper desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.