His Horny Viper

His Horny Viper wanted a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

His Horny Viper often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Viper always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a new action, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Viper had a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

His Horny Viper found a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Viper desired a piece of paper that they would embrace. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.