Their Square Viper

Their Square Viper desperately needed a cup to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup of all things.

Their Square Viper craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Square Viper owned a bottle of wine that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Their Square Viper desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Square Viper desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Square Viper always kept a radiator to put up their bum. It might have been a curious idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.