Jolly Viper

Jolly Viper desperately looked for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Jolly Viper found a helmet that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Jolly Viper desperately searched for a mug that they would sleep with. One might find this to be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

Jolly Viper searched for a hat to cuddle. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Jolly Viper wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

Jolly Viper desired a vibrator that they liked to share. It might be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.