My Bum Loving Viper

My Bum Loving Viper always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Viper searched for a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A little monkey being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Viper desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Viper craved for a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

My Bum Loving Viper desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Viper found a spade that they would often throw. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.