Her Grumpy Viper

Her Grumpy Viper owned a wig that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Viper often carried a sword that they liked to share. This seems a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Viper always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Viper found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Viper desperately craved for a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was stunning. A helmet being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Viper often carried a set square that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.