The Retarded Viper

The Retarded Viper often carried a helmet that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Viper owned a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Retarded Viper always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Retarded Viper always carried a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a strange thought, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Viper always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Viper had a mug that they would break. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.