My Stupid Viper

My Stupid Viper wanted a lava lamp that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Viper desperately desired a bat to worship. This might appear to be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Viper craved for a bag of flour to embrace. It should be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Viper always carried a cup that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Viper often carried a hat to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Viper carried a computer to play with. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.