The Confused Viper

The Confused Viper had a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Confused Viper desperately desired a sword that they liked to break. It might be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Confused Viper desperately searched for a ball to put on his head. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Viper desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Confused Viper desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Confused Viper craved for a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen item.