Horny Viper

Horny Viper desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Horny Viper wanted a can of Tango to share. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Horny Viper craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Horny Viper owned a custard pie that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Horny Viper desperately searched for a cheese grater to hug. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Horny Viper always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.