The Nervous Viper

The Nervous Viper desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Viper desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Viper always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Viper always kept a rubber chicken to share. It was an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Viper desired a melon that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

The Nervous Viper owned a dildo that they would often play with. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.