The Red Viper

The Red Viper owned a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player having that done to it

The Red Viper wanted a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Red Viper found a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Red Viper wanted a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Red Viper desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Red Viper always had with them a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.