His Dodgy Viper

His Dodgy Viper always carried a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Viper always carried a bag of flour that they would often hug. It was a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Viper desperately craved for a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.

His Dodgy Viper desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It is a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it was simply life. A can of Tango of all things.

His Dodgy Viper owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Viper owned a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.