The Ugly Viper

The Ugly Viper craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Viper always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

The Ugly Viper found a set square to break. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Viper carried a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It was an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Viper found a big sponge that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Viper had a pint of cider that they would break. It might have been a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.