Funny Viper

Funny Viper often carried a crown that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Funny Viper desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Viper found a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Funny Viper craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Funny Viper wanted a teapot that they liked to break. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Funny Viper desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.