My Angry Viper

My Angry Viper found a wig that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Angry Viper carried a mug that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

My Angry Viper always carried a big sponge that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Angry Viper needed a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A spade being the item opted for.

My Angry Viper desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Viper desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.