A Bum Loving Viper

A Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would demolish. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Viper searched for a set square to insert somewhere. It should be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Viper desperately needed a toilet brush to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Viper desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Viper desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Viper wanted a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was selected.